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See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg

Active since April 5, 2019.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
17252. Dhruv (lord_benjamin) 47.94 95% 2022-12-09
17253. Errakkas yassine (enissay1212) 47.94 93% 2022-10-03
17254. aryan (aryansiva) 47.94 96% 2023-02-20
17255. Mugiwara (sungodnika69) 47.93 93% 2023-07-27
17256. Vinay (__vinayy__) 47.92 95% 2022-02-15
17257. Pritam (pritam799) 47.92 94% 2022-11-14
17258. Thimbird (thimbird) 47.92 97% 2021-02-05
17259. Royce Vincent (runstyle) 47.91 95% 2019-08-22
17260. MOHINI (mohini_tripathi) 47.90 97% 2022-08-21
17261. omar (amoori22222) 47.90 95% 2022-08-18
17262. Asselya (asselina94) 47.90 97% 2023-08-22
17263. himanshu (himanshukumar_ce) 47.90 94% 2021-09-08
17264. hitham osama (hitham16) 47.89 93% 2022-08-05
17265. Oleksandr (c_u_b_e) 47.89 95% 2020-12-09
17266. Narwal (bnarwal) 47.87 98% 2021-09-23
17267. rune (rfrohn) 47.87 95% 2020-04-04
17268. Rishil (rishil96) 47.86 98% 2022-04-13
17269. Dron (marhx) 47.86 97% 2020-11-01
17270. Mug Hill (mug_hill) 47.86 95% 2023-07-13
17271. Pranav (pgracer25) 47.86 94% 2021-12-06
17272. breddreamer (rasel_hasan) 47.86 98% 2021-04-18
17273. Synapsis87 (synapsis87) 47.85 95% 2023-05-25
17274. Fran (frannyg) 47.85 97% 2022-08-07
17275. Locomotion22 (locomotion22) 47.85 97% 2019-11-16
17276. lolswag420 (lolswag420) 47.84 97% 2021-12-10
17277. Ranit (colemakgang) 47.84 95% 2020-07-14
17278. Curious (curious_typer) 47.83 95% 2022-06-21
17279. Akanksha (newtt_897) 47.83 97% 2020-12-18
17280. Daniel (duatch) 47.82 96% 2022-05-15
17281. nekomnyancer (nekomnyancer) 47.82 97% 2021-01-08

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 32,325 82.90 April 5, 2019
Instant Death Mode 69 99.10 February 15, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 2 123.50 June 26, 2020