So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27787. | Aimless (ladylike) | 56.56 | 98% | 2018-05-09 |
| 27788. | Tausif (fishey3) | 56.55 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 27789. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 56.55 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 27790. | Neo (meoo) | 56.55 | 94% | 2023-04-24 |
| 27791. | Harrison (harrisoncao5) | 56.55 | 93% | 2020-07-09 |
| 27792. | matzjee (matzjee01) | 56.55 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 27793. | Derf (fredboi) | 56.55 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 27794. | George (joosball) | 56.54 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 27795. | Angelo (spectranz) | 56.54 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 27796. | dang quang (dangquanghienitc) | 56.54 | — | 2010-06-12 |
| 27797. | Vocux (vocux) | 56.53 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 27798. | David (djtm) | 56.53 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 27799. | Pete (vortarin) | 56.53 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 27800. | Prateek (ptath1) | 56.53 | 88% | 2013-12-06 |
| 27801. | Karen (compudoor) | 56.53 | 99% | 2013-06-14 |
| 27802. | Andrew (admiralcrunch) | 56.53 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 27803. | Edmund (emmit3) | 56.52 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 27804. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 56.52 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 27805. | Nikos (oikon7) | 56.52 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 27806. | Jonathan (jonteqt) | 56.52 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 27807. | danny (sadistic) | 56.52 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 27808. | pragnesh (roshi17) | 56.52 | 88% | 2017-02-13 |
| 27809. | Lee (arcaderoar) | 56.52 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| 27810. | Anoop (anoop_programmer) | 56.52 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 27811. | Danesia (danesia33) | 56.51 | 91% | 2011-08-15 |
| 27812. | Seb (thefastmonkey) | 56.51 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 27813. | ------ (jhestermag) | 56.51 | 91% | 2013-03-27 |
| 27814. | Tran (trantando1) | 56.51 | 96.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27815. | Alia (aliac711) | 56.51 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 27816. | Timofey (jupojupo) | 56.51 | 96.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |