So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3457. | Davy (clouderz) | 105.19 | 95% | 2014-04-25 |
| 3458. | Grant (visual_dichotomy) | 105.19 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 3459. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 105.18 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 3460. | erk (estalow) | 105.17 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 3461. | Afz (afzofa) | 105.17 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3462. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 105.17 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 3463. | Keston (a103479) | 105.16 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 3464. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 105.16 | 90% | 2013-08-02 |
| 3465. | armortec (darthmouth) | 105.16 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3466. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 105.16 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3467. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 105.16 | 95% | 2013-12-19 |
| 3468. | Burger (burgercheese) | 105.15 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 3469. | Marc (thetoe) | 105.14 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 3470. | hauwiee (paerody) | 105.14 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 3471. | Brad (kidkritter) | 105.13 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 3472. | Teenyah (teenyah) | 105.13 | 91% | 2013-02-03 |
| 3473. | Dustin (dustinannilov) | 105.11 | 99% | 2023-06-03 |
| 3474. | :) (riqui) | 105.11 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 3475. | Chris (havackus) | 105.11 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 3476. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 105.11 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
| 3477. | Richard (blueark88) | 105.11 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 3478. | Martin (auditorelife) | 105.10 | 88% | 2012-12-17 |
| 3479. | A (zhaoyun) | 105.10 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 3480. | HTT (diamond99007) | 105.09 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 3481. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 105.09 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3482. | blake the fake (blakethefake) | 105.08 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3483. | Del (pong_p) | 105.08 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 3484. | CodeMyName (codemyname) | 105.08 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3485. | No Way (shefakala) | 105.07 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3486. | Tundae (dukunchu) | 105.07 | 96% | 2012-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |