I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9320. | Jenna (yunjenna77) | 87.42 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 9321. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 87.42 | 98.7% | 2025-04-16 |
| 9322. | Kashif (brownman69) | 87.41 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9323. | Ali (murad_shah) | 87.41 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9324. | Reus (reus333) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9325. | Alex (alex_crazy) | 87.41 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 9326. | tstats[daniel_eshel124] (da... | 87.41 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9327. | Alec (sableguy) | 87.41 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9328. | daniel (duciito) | 87.40 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 9329. | Varun (acavado) | 87.40 | 95% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9330. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 87.39 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9331. | 💕 (nnjn) | 87.39 | 94% | 2019-03-07 |
| 9332. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 87.39 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 9333. | lich (placidusax) | 87.38 | 98% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9334. | tstats[altans] (altans) | 87.38 | 100% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9335. | Robert (lupovolk) | 87.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9336. | Mac (327type) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9337. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 87.37 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9338. | Melvyn (melv012) | 87.36 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9339. | Durum (durumpitta) | 87.36 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 9340. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 87.36 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 9341. | tony (tonyohaha) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9342. | Missy (lovelydy) | 87.36 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9343. | Charlie (scrandhd) | 87.36 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 9344. | border (border_b) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 9345. | Phil (philanderadriaan) | 87.36 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 9346. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 87.36 | 97.5% | 2024-03-07 |
| 9347. | Leo (leotwelve) | 87.35 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9348. | Raúl (cazanova01) | 87.35 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9349. | loser6426 (loser6426) | 87.34 | 97% | 2024-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |