So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23963. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 62.38 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 23964. | Jackie (johnsonj13) | 62.37 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23965. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 62.37 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 23966. | Jonathan (dnathan42) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 23967. | Kala (kala2319) | 62.37 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 23968. | ray (dj_rayping) | 62.37 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 23969. | sean (seananemone) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 23970. | drew (drewdll) | 62.37 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23971. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 62.37 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 23972. | Quang (lavecoi) | 62.37 | 98% | 2016-02-19 |
| 23973. | James (jkpuck) | 62.37 | 91% | 2015-01-28 |
| 23974. | alaa (salaa) | 62.36 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 23975. | vincent (yoinneroid) | 62.36 | 95% | 2013-04-25 |
| 23976. | Hoang (bluestar49) | 62.36 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 23977. | spiderman22 (spiderman22) | 62.36 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 23978. | Constantinos (constantinos) | 62.36 | 98% | 2016-04-04 |
| 23979. | Ty (slapmedo) | 62.35 | 80% | 2012-12-25 |
| 23980. | Hoong Jiet (dragonate1111) | 62.35 | 95% | 2023-03-12 |
| 23981. | ripxzone (ripxzone) | 62.35 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
| 23982. | SpeedKing (1t2t3t4t) | 62.35 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 23983. | emitz (rose_po0) | 62.35 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 23984. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 62.35 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
| 23985. | James (jamgam123) | 62.34 | 89% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23986. | Chris (mils8545) | 62.34 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 23987. | lkmb (lkmb) | 62.34 | 93% | 2021-05-21 |
| 23988. | ezpez (ezpez) | 62.34 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 23989. | Yu (brain_explodes) | 62.34 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 23990. | Quan (martinrockon) | 62.34 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23991. | Mako (noodlefail) | 62.33 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 23992. | lol (exsfo) | 62.33 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |