If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8531. | Alt (altair357) | 98.72 | 97% | 2020-12-26 |
| 8532. | Vasilis (billaras) | 98.71 | 98.7% | 2023-11-06 |
| 8533. | Andrew (andrewmmiller) | 98.71 | 97.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8534. | stornev (stornev_) | 98.71 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8535. | noquit (megatank) | 98.71 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8536. | Luis (chapibol) | 98.69 | 100% | 2022-02-16 |
| 8537. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 98.69 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 8538. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 98.68 | 98.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8539. | Bruce Wang (chinese_batman) | 98.67 | 99% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8540. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 98.67 | 97.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8541. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 8542. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 98.66 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 8543. | Salad Thieves (saladthieves) | 98.66 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 8544. | Nick (nickstoni) | 98.66 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8545. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 98.66 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 8546. | revamp (revamp) | 98.66 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 8547. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 98.65 | 98.7% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8548. | Alex (tabkc7) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8549. | Martin (mewix) | 98.65 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 8550. | Vmanalt (vmanalt) | 98.65 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8551. | riptide (riptide124) | 98.65 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 8552. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 98.64 | 98.3% | 2024-11-03 |
| 8553. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 98.64 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 8554. | gg (ggtypes22) | 98.64 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 8555. | bob (bob9292joe) | 98.64 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 8556. | edisonhussey (furox) | 98.63 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 8557. | omar (o_elmasry1) | 98.62 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 8558. | MrDiRamio (madiramio) | 98.62 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 8559. | Fuad (mariogalaxy07) | 98.62 | 96.7% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8560. | Moody (moodyqundeel) | 98.62 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |