I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1803. | A (dragon02) | 122.33 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1804. | Erik (the__cpl) | 122.32 | 99% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1805. | FatPanduh (fatpanduh) | 122.31 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 1806. | JONALD (jzwhale) | 122.30 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 1807. | Alex (tehl3x) | 122.28 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 1808. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 122.28 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1809. | salomo (roadto5wpm) | 122.26 | 99% | 2021-12-05 |
| 1810. | Colemak Lost (_champ_) | 122.25 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1811. | Aren (tl8xv) | 122.23 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1812. | Zeeshan (nioprosc) | 122.21 | 99% | 2022-07-09 |
| 1813. | Eti-ini (randombernie) | 122.19 | 100% | 2026-02-02 |
| 1814. | Ethan (ilovemathematics314) | 122.18 | 99% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1815. | jelo (eloxng) | 122.15 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 1816. | Kiraly (karbonis) | 122.15 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1817. | Isaac (isaacchen_cool) | 122.14 | 97.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 1818. | woogabooshi (kezar123456) | 122.14 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1819. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 122.13 | 98% | 2026-04-15 |
| 1820. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 122.13 | 99% | 2026-03-26 |
| 1821. | dave (davey000) | 122.13 | 98.1% | 2025-03-18 |
| 1822. | ヤーグ (ripaccuracy) | 122.13 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 1823. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 122.11 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1824. | Artifex (artifez) | 122.09 | 97.8% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1825. | T (tcubesak) | 122.06 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1826. | snader (mrsnader) | 122.05 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1827. | Zac (zacharris) | 122.04 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1828. | TW (twwu) | 122.04 | 99.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1829. | MahirEmran (mahiremran) | 122.02 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1830. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 122.00 | 99% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1831. | Kyle (moonlight17) | 121.99 | 100% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1832. | spicypranks (spicypranks) | 121.96 | 97% | 2026-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |