And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37624. | Necdet Ali (necdetaliozdur) | 45.35 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 37625. | Tinker (pixiedust001) | 45.35 | 89% | 2013-12-28 |
| 37626. | Africa (ethiopian1252) | 45.35 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 37627. | Saleh (foxtheonly) | 45.35 | 92% | 2018-09-09 |
| 37628. | Sun (o0sun0o) | 45.35 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 37629. | Darryle (dmarble1) | 45.35 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 37630. | thao (ongchum_hanu) | 45.35 | 87% | 2012-07-29 |
| 37631. | nippe89 (nippe89) | 45.35 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 37632. | Memory (memorymemento) | 45.34 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 37633. | Saleh (saleh_618) | 45.34 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| 37634. | you (katie_uwu1) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 37635. | Akash (akashsaxena2308) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-01-24 |
| 37636. | Shreas (shreas) | 45.32 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 37637. | Daniel (danielking) | 45.32 | 90% | 2016-11-18 |
| 37638. | fff (hihi) | 45.32 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 37639. | Abid Hasan (abid_hasan_abir) | 45.32 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 37640. | martin (amezquitamartin) | 45.31 | 93% | 2021-02-16 |
| 37641. | Rio (riochandraa) | 45.31 | 90% | 2016-05-18 |
| 37642. | RyinColemak (ryin_colemak) | 45.30 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 37643. | Miftah (miftah29) | 45.30 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 37644. | Marcus (marhil95) | 45.29 | 92% | 2015-06-25 |
| 37645. | Maksym (slavik10000) | 45.29 | 97.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 37646. | nothin (nothin) | 45.29 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 37647. | Joana (banana_2) | 45.28 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 37648. | an (angelanddeamon) | 45.28 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 37649. | aisy (9_aisy_9) | 45.27 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 37650. | Mohammed (mkalawadi) | 45.26 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 37651. | Andy (andygivmefive) | 45.26 | 92% | 2020-12-29 |
| 37652. | Sterling (sterling) | 45.26 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 37653. | Tommi (amb1ent) | 45.26 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |