So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28608. | JustLenard (justlenard) | 54.93 | 95% | 2022-12-14 |
| 28609. | minja36 (minja36) | 54.93 | 95% | 2022-12-21 |
| 28610. | M (tmsd) | 54.93 | 94.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 28611. | kazerukashi (kazerukashi) | 54.93 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 28612. | Snuzz (snuzzen) | 54.93 | 90% | 2013-05-24 |
| 28613. | Jorge (georkings) | 54.93 | 97% | 2013-08-28 |
| 28614. | nuri (ree_chantique) | 54.93 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 28615. | Jeff (jeffreon) | 54.93 | 91% | 2013-11-16 |
| 28616. | Evan (the_failure) | 54.93 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 28617. | Fly (flyingcows) | 54.92 | 93% | 2022-08-09 |
| 28618. | Happy129 (happy129) | 54.92 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28619. | Leo (iodmepobole) | 54.92 | 97% | 2013-03-07 |
| 28620. | Ghost Of owl (ghostofowl) | 54.92 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 28621. | gdcuber the goober (gdcuber13) | 54.92 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 28622. | Greg (sanzmaxxon) | 54.92 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 28623. | Nhiep anh gia (nhiepanhgia) | 54.92 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 28624. | peepee (pissman) | 54.91 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 28625. | Rikey (reycon) | 54.91 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 28626. | rey (froaen) | 54.91 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 28627. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 54.91 | 92% | 2016-12-21 |
| 28628. | Robert (rinnyzerg) | 54.91 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 28629. | Ludwing (ludwing) | 54.91 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 28630. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 54.90 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 28631. | Joshua (servantra44) | 54.90 | 97.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 28632. | sahith (sahith) | 54.90 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 28633. | Raz (rolexdegree) | 54.90 | 93.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 28634. | Dennis (babooni) | 54.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 28635. | max (xamxam23) | 54.90 | 91% | 2016-10-06 |
| 28636. | Max (max_gomez_) | 54.89 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 28637. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 54.89 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |