So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6791. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 93.61 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 6792. | Ev (finev) | 93.60 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
| 6793. | Steve (shawt) | 93.60 | 98% | 2014-03-18 |
| 6794. | elephanturd (elephanturd) | 93.60 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 6795. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 93.60 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 6796. | greeendino (greeendino) | 93.59 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6797. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 93.59 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 6798. | kookoo (lockloe) | 93.58 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 6799. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 93.57 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 6800. | Jan (yentzeg) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6801. | Tj (minotourr) | 93.57 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 6802. | Yize (zjuwyz) | 93.57 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 6803. | Yessir (romans828) | 93.57 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 6804. | Derkz (derkz) | 93.57 | 93% | 2013-06-28 |
| 6805. | em;)y (emwinky) | 93.57 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 6806. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 6807. | weicer (weicer) | 93.56 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6808. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.56 | 98% | 2015-03-02 |
| 6809. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 93.56 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6810. | Stefan (ringding) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6811. | Akshay (aksseet) | 93.56 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 6812. | Danat (danat_2001) | 93.55 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 6813. | Pishcal (pishcal) | 93.55 | 92% | 2015-09-24 |
| 6814. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 93.55 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 6815. | ashley (kodak023) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6816. | Tim (guiganator) | 93.54 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 6817. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 93.54 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6818. | Zubey (outfluenza) | 93.54 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 6819. | Tom (tomw03) | 93.54 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 6820. | Jonathan (bcat) | 93.53 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |