The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5057. | ydarg (ydarg12) | 102.31 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 5058. | lum (illumsi) | 102.30 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5059. | Piravas (piepk) | 102.30 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5060. | Azuhariet (azuhariet) | 102.30 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 5061. | Robert (alpacawolf) | 102.29 | 97% | 2016-09-27 |
| 5062. | 🐺Esben (witmog) | 102.28 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 5063. | Katie ♥ (katimeo) | 102.28 | 97% | 2015-08-14 |
| 5064. | Ellis (disphing) | 102.27 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 5065. | speed (smonochrome) | 102.27 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 5066. | Alex (alexlupu) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5067. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 102.27 | 98% | 2016-12-02 |
| 5068. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 102.27 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 5069. | NNNNNAAATTOO (natoxo) | 102.26 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| 5070. | Adolo (foca248) | 102.25 | 97.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 5071. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 102.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 5072. | LurN (lurn) | 102.25 | 96% | 2013-12-30 |
| 5073. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 102.24 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 5074. | Adam (ajhyams) | 102.24 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5075. | Asophyte (asophyte) | 102.23 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5076. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 102.23 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5077. | Estis (estis) | 102.23 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5078. | Felix (f2862089986) | 102.23 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5079. | screaM (scream_) | 102.22 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5080. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 102.22 | 98.6% | 2023-08-13 |
| 5081. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 102.22 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
| 5082. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 102.22 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5083. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 102.22 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 5084. | s (ctrl48) | 102.21 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 5085. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 102.20 | 99% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5086. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 102.20 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |