I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11944. | lightningxcookie (lightning... | 84.96 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11945. | i am the slowest typer in t... | 84.96 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11946. | Egor (moccasama) | 84.94 | 95% | 2024-05-03 |
| 11947. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11948. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 84.94 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11949. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11950. | Aalpesh (aalpesh) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11951. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 84.93 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11952. | Jusuf (kz99) | 84.93 | 96.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11953. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 84.93 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 11954. | Jay (urname9999) | 84.92 | 96.6% | 2025-04-23 |
| 11955. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 84.92 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 11956. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 84.92 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11957. | 42 (4242424242) | 84.92 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 11958. | Evan (evstah) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11959. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 84.91 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 11960. | chara (rin3) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11961. | Joonha (d100fastfingers) | 84.90 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 11962. | Banana (banankake) | 84.90 | 96.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 11963. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 84.90 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11964. | Logan (frigidgaming) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11965. | Hashim (sharkh) | 84.90 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11966. | Jack (kaktoose) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11967. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11968. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11969. | Trihard (screwsps) | 84.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 11970. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 84.89 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 11971. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11972. | Nathan (shad0wb0x) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 11973. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 84.87 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |