The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6999. | Marko (alchemist1) | 96.17 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 7000. | Babette (plidsi) | 96.17 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 7001. | صبر (morocco01) | 96.16 | 98.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7002. | Marcus (marcus2518) | 96.16 | 92% | 2013-10-25 |
| 7003. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 96.16 | 97% | 2017-04-04 |
| 7004. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 7005. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 96.15 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
| 7006. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 96.15 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7007. | Robert (karayicki) | 96.15 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7008. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 96.15 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 7009. | Page (obnoxious) | 96.15 | 91% | 2014-04-11 |
| 7010. | blitzwing (blitzwing) | 96.14 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 7011. | MS (damanthc) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 7012. | Robert (robnekaj) | 96.13 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 7013. | fish (fishoverlord) | 96.13 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 7014. | Kayla (kaylasteffens) | 96.13 | 97% | 2015-12-30 |
| 7015. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 96.12 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7016. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 96.12 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7017. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 96.12 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| 7018. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 96.12 | 94% | 2014-02-08 |
| 7019. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 96.10 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 7020. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.10 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 7021. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 96.09 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 7022. | Scott (scottnew) | 96.09 | 92% | 2013-12-31 |
| 7023. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 96.09 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 7024. | Eric (sivade) | 96.08 | 93% | 2015-08-20 |
| 7025. | Andrew (andrewfbr) | 96.08 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 7026. | Julian (gniddikon) | 96.08 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 7027. | Kevin (lin6625) | 96.08 | 99% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7028. | shaan (khem92) | 96.08 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |