I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11477. | LeSlow (leslow) | 82.61 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11478. | (spudvorak) | 82.61 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| 11479. | John (jdaye) | 82.60 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 11480. | Sahitto (sahitto007) | 82.60 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11481. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 11482. | ! (yudonomi) | 82.60 | 96% | 2025-05-23 |
| 11483. | EveningStar (eveningstar1) | 82.59 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 11484. | Cooper Morris (bossmancoop) | 82.59 | 95% | 2024-04-12 |
| 11485. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 82.59 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 11486. | Daniel (djdany444) | 82.59 | 99% | 2020-06-07 |
| 11487. | Danillo/Avant (60ppm) | 82.59 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 11488. | muzakh (muzakkiha) | 82.58 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11489. | Mohammad (mxafg) | 82.58 | 98.3% | 2024-11-11 |
| 11490. | Mile161 (mile161) | 82.58 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 11491. | verdant (verdantasd) | 82.58 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 11492. | Jacob (jakkbb) | 82.58 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 11493. | Ari Lupin (arilupin) | 82.57 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 11494. | Charles (charlesdickens88) | 82.57 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11495. | 1938 (1938) | 82.57 | 97.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11496. | Ryan (riguyblitz) | 82.57 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 11497. | Jafeth (demurepuck) | 82.57 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11498. | melokey (melokey320) | 82.57 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11499. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 82.57 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11500. | Düsseldorfer (derfrankfurter) | 82.56 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11501. | Alex (tra_pz) | 82.56 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11502. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 11503. | rota (rota22) | 82.56 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 11504. | YurQ (yurq) | 82.56 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 11505. | Porsit (porsit) | 82.55 | 94% | 2022-11-03 |
| 11506. | Sam (brem_dog) | 82.55 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |