The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21129. | Justin (geoth) | 70.36 | 93% | 2011-09-02 |
| 21130. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 70.36 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 21131. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 70.35 | 91% | 2015-03-25 |
| 21132. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 21133. | Guest (blacknwhite) | 70.35 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 21134. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 70.35 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 21135. | owen (owenyang) | 70.35 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 21136. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 70.35 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 21137. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 70.35 | 97% | 2012-02-29 |
| 21138. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 70.34 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 21139. | AJ (alquinso_) | 70.34 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 21140. | . (walter_physics) | 70.34 | 94% | 2017-10-28 |
| 21141. | Q (gh40402) | 70.34 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 21142. | Clayton (killology) | 70.33 | 94% | 2013-01-06 |
| 21143. | Nebojša (sxone) | 70.33 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 21144. | tran vinh quang (boihanoi113) | 70.33 | 95% | 2011-08-17 |
| 21145. | poof (pophium_520) | 70.32 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 21146. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 70.32 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 21147. | dianjk (dianjk) | 70.32 | 96% | 2011-08-03 |
| 21148. | t (timorgilad) | 70.32 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 21149. | Marius (rightkillthaz) | 70.32 | 90% | 2012-10-21 |
| 21150. | 景云 (tanyuanji) | 70.32 | 91% | 2011-06-12 |
| 21151. | Aierou (aierou) | 70.32 | 91% | 2016-11-20 |
| 21152. | Joshua (tophu) | 70.30 | 90% | 2011-07-07 |
| 21153. | Weilun (imhost) | 70.30 | 91% | 2013-09-24 |
| 21154. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 70.30 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 21155. | pinto (pintozza) | 70.30 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 21156. | Zo (zotorious) | 70.30 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 21157. | Vickey (vickey19hunk2007@gm... | 70.30 | 92% | 2013-12-23 |
| 21158. | Akazukin (akazukin_cheche) | 70.30 | 93% | 2012-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |