The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12591. | (lotanraz) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12592. | (jkizc00l) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 12593. | (rmanz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2014-03-02 |
| 12594. | (shinhwa800) | 83.85 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 12595. | (willhyt) | 83.84 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 12596. | (grassman) | 83.84 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12597. | M (mmussa) | 83.84 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12598. | (ph1l) | 83.84 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 12599. | (salkin) | 83.84 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 12600. | (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12601. | (emmett95) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 12602. | (shisora) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12603. | (crankykhan) | 83.83 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| 12604. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 83.82 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12605. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12606. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 83.82 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| 12607. | (atvrmann) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 12608. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 83.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12609. | (harvest) | 83.81 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 12610. | Peter (riffert) | 83.81 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 12611. | Seb (supa) | 83.81 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12612. | (sumeet_best) | 83.81 | 96% | 2013-04-10 |
| 12613. | (horrendousrebirth) | 83.81 | 96% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12614. | (moonraker505) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12615. | (combat_arts) | 83.79 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 12616. | (jetrocuber) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12617. | (bananalieutenant) | 83.79 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12618. | sami (sami66) | 83.79 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12619. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 83.79 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 12620. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |