I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3126. | John (69legend) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3127. | typetypelang (typetype1205) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 3128. | SecreC. (secrec) | 74.46 | 97.2% | 2023-09-03 |
| 3129. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 74.45 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3130. | andpav (andpav) | 74.43 | 95.6% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3131. | Samppa (samppa24) | 74.42 | 95% | 2025-07-22 |
| 3132. | Fast&Furious (olijoao) | 74.40 | 98.4% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3133. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 74.40 | 96.7% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3134. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 74.35 | 94.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 3135. | JG (j32587) | 74.33 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3136. | Milan (themilan) | 74.32 | 96.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3137. | Robi (elrobi) | 74.31 | 96.9% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3138. | Clayton Schroeder (cl8on8or) | 74.30 | 97% | 2024-03-22 |
| 3139. | Will (carbohydra) | 74.30 | 98.2% | 2024-02-17 |
| 3140. | nilb (nilb) | 74.29 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3141. | Lorenzo (captain20102) | 74.28 | 94.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3142. | Duc (aduc6z) | 74.27 | 97.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3143. | রিফাত (rifat_072) | 74.27 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 3144. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 74.24 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 3145. | Ban (shxft) | 74.22 | 95.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3146. | Sat (satuagg) | 74.20 | 96.7% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3147. | my first (new_typerer) | 74.19 | 94.8% | 2024-01-04 |
| 3148. | James (jjhertz) | 74.19 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 3149. | Munifcence (munifcence) | 74.11 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 3150. | Tyler (clappster) | 74.11 | 95.6% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3151. | JEM (jem5268) | 74.11 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 3152. | Nacs (nacs) | 74.10 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 3153. | Velhart (chopdty) | 74.00 | 95% | 2025-01-13 |
| 3154. | Will (crispy8989) | 74.00 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| 3155. | Kyle (kydooiante) | 73.98 | 94.7% | 2023-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |