And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37784. | logan (thicc_biscuit) | 45.43 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 37785. | Dylan (dylaaan) | 45.43 | 89% | 2017-01-23 |
| 37786. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 45.43 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 37787. | Mattias (matejko203) | 45.42 | 94% | 2023-01-11 |
| 37788. | Kenan (kenando) | 45.41 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 37789. | the (mikhail_fsd) | 45.41 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 37790. | Habeebullahi (bn_bushra) | 45.41 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 37791. | vijender (thakurvijendar) | 45.40 | 87% | 2015-03-24 |
| 37792. | Joshua (joshuar04) | 45.40 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 37793. | amro (amrof) | 45.40 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 37794. | Jessica (livevil32) | 45.39 | 90% | 2016-11-09 |
| 37795. | sherif (sherifu3) | 45.38 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 37796. | Ankit (ankit4ever92) | 45.38 | 90% | 2015-02-13 |
| 37797. | Anirudh (ani_iwnl) | 45.37 | 94% | 2022-08-30 |
| 37798. | Brandon (nebyoula) | 45.37 | 94% | 2019-04-27 |
| 37799. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 45.37 | 87% | 2014-11-09 |
| 37800. | Rie (rieq) | 45.36 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 37801. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 45.36 | 94.2% | 2021-02-10 |
| 37802. | karen (kazzza) | 45.36 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 37803. | maruf (maruf22) | 45.36 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 37804. | Necdet Ali (necdetaliozdur) | 45.35 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 37805. | Tinker (pixiedust001) | 45.35 | 89% | 2013-12-28 |
| 37806. | Africa (ethiopian1252) | 45.35 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 37807. | Saleh (foxtheonly) | 45.35 | 92% | 2018-09-09 |
| 37808. | Sun (o0sun0o) | 45.35 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 37809. | Darryle (dmarble1) | 45.35 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 37810. | thao (ongchum_hanu) | 45.35 | 87% | 2012-07-29 |
| 37811. | nippe89 (nippe89) | 45.35 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 37812. | Memory (memorymemento) | 45.34 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 37813. | Saleh (saleh_618) | 45.34 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |