I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11955. | Joe (brbean) | 81.36 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11956. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11957. | C885 (c885) | 81.35 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11958. | 中学 (randomguyhe) | 81.35 | 94% | 2021-11-19 |
| 11959. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11960. | BoopBoop (my_little_pony_ef... | 81.34 | 96% | 2025-01-31 |
| 11961. | rafa (stressriot) | 81.34 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11962. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 81.34 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11963. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 81.34 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 11964. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11965. | Harry (g0len) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11966. | J (sd59fifty) | 81.34 | 98% | 2017-06-01 |
| 11967. | winter (winterruwu) | 81.32 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11968. | Sid (judgementdey) | 81.32 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11969. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 81.32 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11970. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 81.32 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 11971. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 11972. | Jacob (vipveral) | 81.31 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 11973. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 81.31 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11974. | riddle (riddlee) | 81.31 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 11975. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.30 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 11976. | mohamed (oasis_66) | 81.30 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11977. | Dylan (yokamaa) | 81.30 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11978. | ssm1 (ssm1) | 81.30 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 11979. | Joshua (joshuamelfano) | 81.30 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 11980. | wiederherr (wiederherr) | 81.29 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 11981. | Hayden (r1plee) | 81.29 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11982. | Please use and appropriate ... | 81.29 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11983. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 81.29 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 11984. | aidil (aidilqayyim) | 81.29 | 95% | 2022-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |