So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14757. | xdom (xdomiino) | 76.96 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14758. | Tord (extinction1) | 76.96 | 85% | 2013-02-14 |
| 14759. | Romig (romeritto) | 76.96 | 97% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14760. | Bratman (bratman) | 76.96 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
| 14761. | Amy (bluebluespirit) | 76.96 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 14762. | Beata (beata111) | 76.95 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14763. | Skepo (michiishere) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 14764. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 76.95 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 14765. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 76.95 | 92% | 2017-02-27 |
| 14766. | Yan (betterjanek) | 76.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14767. | Brody (echo3006) | 76.94 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 14768. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14769. | kkwong (kkwong2003) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14770. | B (archnaea) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 14771. | Jag (jaguhan) | 76.94 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14772. | Christian (enermaster) | 76.94 | 98% | 2014-11-21 |
| 14773. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 76.93 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 14774. | Kim (kymdawn) | 76.93 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 14775. | star (starbaby142) | 76.93 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
| 14776. | Umur (richter) | 76.93 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 14777. | Jen (llama) | 76.93 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 14778. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14779. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 76.92 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
| 14780. | Jan (smilingjan) | 76.92 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14781. | Stop (stopcheating) | 76.92 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
| 14782. | Blunz (blunz) | 76.91 | 92% | 2015-03-29 |
| 14783. | रेलगाडी (path... | 76.91 | 94% | 2016-07-12 |
| 14784. | xcz (xcz05) | 76.91 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 14785. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 76.91 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 14786. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |