The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5877. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 99.38 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
5878. | justin (skynative) | 99.37 | 99% | 2012-07-17 |
5879. | Michael (vellocretic) | 99.37 | — | 2011-01-12 |
5880. | S (leamas) | 99.37 | — | 2011-02-24 |
5881. | sweetles (sweetles) | 99.35 | — | 2011-01-27 |
5882. | Ryan (nonfiction) | 99.35 | 93% | 2016-08-25 |
5883. | reng (iratesamurai) | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
5884. | Forrest (verybigpenguin) | 99.35 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
5885. | Tanner (twhite90) | 99.34 | 100% | 2016-09-12 |
5886. | Paruki- (paruki) | 99.34 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
5887. | JRD (yesjrd) | 99.33 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
5888. | rasmus (rasmustja) | 99.33 | 90% | 2014-10-22 |
5889. | OMG! CHEATERS EVERYWHERE! (... | 99.33 | 97% | 2012-04-20 |
5890. | cccc (jonathan12panal) | 99.32 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
5891. | Kyle (kydooiante) | 99.32 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
5892. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 99.32 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
5893. | Martin (martinwong) | 99.31 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
5894. | Gustavo (ribeiro_halmak) | 99.31 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
5895. | Efgeen (efgeen) | 99.31 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
5896. | SertaƧ (msaeternal) | 99.31 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
5897. | (carrot_) | 99.30 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
5898. | iuyhcdfs (iuyhcdfs) | 99.30 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
5899. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 99.30 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
5900. | N W (niwore) | 99.30 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
5901. | Orestis (xlxs4) | 99.30 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
5902. | A (zhaoyun) | 99.30 | — | 2009-11-21 |
5903. | Equiraptor (equiraptor) | 99.29 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
5904. | Arnoldus (arnoldus123) | 99.29 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
5905. | siri (sag339) | 99.29 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
5906. | brettygood (thatdudeukno) | 99.29 | 94% | 2013-05-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |