The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13819. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 13820. | Ali (aliq) | 82.20 | 92% | 2016-01-11 |
| 13821. | J (randomperson807) | 82.19 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 13822. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 82.19 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13823. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 82.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13824. | ダル (rex_rex) | 82.19 | 95.6% | 2023-06-04 |
| 13825. | Soldier (soldier77) | 82.19 | 88% | 2011-11-26 |
| 13826. | 90 WPM (slsherblsher) | 82.19 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 13827. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 82.19 | 98% | 2016-12-13 |
| 13828. | gorlork (gorlork) | 82.19 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13829. | Tendy (tendy123) | 82.18 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13830. | Spitfire029 (spitfire_029) | 82.18 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13831. | Benedict (necheung) | 82.18 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 13832. | GOYARD (goyard) | 82.18 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 13833. | Nicole (n_h999) | 82.18 | 94% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13834. | d3vAn (devankitbht) | 82.18 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 13835. | lunamal (lunamal) | 82.17 | 96.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 13836. | Chris (rialac) | 82.17 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 13837. | pikky (piknic) | 82.17 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 13838. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 82.17 | 98% | 2015-01-13 |
| 13839. | Febry (shadz07) | 82.17 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 13840. | Jax (jaxsta) | 82.17 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 13841. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 82.17 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13842. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 82.16 | 99% | 2015-06-08 |
| 13843. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.16 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 13844. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 82.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 13845. | Nina (sweetnina) | 82.16 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 13846. | bebe (bebene) | 82.16 | 92% | 2012-02-16 |
| 13847. | Leone (leoneviru) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-07-14 |
| 13848. | Yoshi (relientkuda) | 82.15 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |