Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31826. | Deeann (deeannmarie) | 49.81 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 31827. | Noe (noe1995) | 49.81 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 31828. | Andy (andytran7) | 49.81 | 91% | 2015-02-16 |
| 31829. | Chris (chenstopher) | 49.80 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 31830. | Adam (adam95) | 49.80 | 80% | 2015-03-30 |
| 31831. | Himal (panthimal) | 49.80 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 31832. | jason (jason_park) | 49.79 | 88% | 2012-03-16 |
| 31833. | Francesco (medas) | 49.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 31834. | Ahwan (ahwanjoshi) | 49.79 | 89% | 2015-07-15 |
| 31835. | aljan (ouchialien) | 49.79 | 92% | 2013-11-04 |
| 31836. | Kate (schmonner) | 49.79 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 31837. | _Lxwrxncx_ (_lxwrxncx_) | 49.79 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 31838. | - (lucker) | 49.78 | 86% | 2016-03-30 |
| 31839. | Svetlin (thepb) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 31840. | sonz (son73462385) | 49.78 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 31841. | Zero (zer0oo0) | 49.78 | 96% | 2022-12-11 |
| 31842. | Kranite (vg_infernozz) | 49.77 | 98% | 2016-05-28 |
| 31843. | Rhythm (rhythm_01) | 49.77 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 31844. | Hamza (hhaammzzaa) | 49.77 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
| 31845. | snoker (snoker_) | 49.77 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 31846. | pawl (pawl) | 49.76 | 98% | 2011-06-07 |
| 31847. | Febrian (shandyisme) | 49.76 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 31848. | Emily (emily_moo) | 49.76 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 31849. | Sean (157644) | 49.76 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 31850. | Le Truong Vinh (vinhphu1711) | 49.75 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 31851. | Bhugol (bijoy003) | 49.75 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 31852. | nguyen (hoainam9x) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
| 31853. | Lucas (243453) | 49.75 | 93% | 2023-07-17 |
| 31854. | saad (saad_khanzz) | 49.75 | 92% | 2023-06-26 |
| 31855. | U ppl r j@ck @$$e$ (reporter) | 49.74 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |