When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15438. | Ahsan Suhaib (guy_from_paki... | 69.04 | 96% | 2025-04-19 |
| 15439. | TardPancake (beastowner69) | 69.04 | 93% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15440. | Skyler (skylersanzo) | 69.04 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 15441. | John (linkstart15) | 69.03 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15442. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 69.03 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15443. | Binninja (binninja) | 69.03 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 15444. | mrbasts10000dollarrefrigera... | 69.03 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 15445. | Berkut (berkut_) | 69.02 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 15446. | Nikita (thicc_not_thick) | 69.02 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 15447. | Marko (markidane) | 69.02 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 15448. | Type (sumting_wong) | 69.01 | 95.4% | 2024-04-30 |
| 15449. | lazybones (blmkdo) | 69.01 | 96.4% | 2024-12-07 |
| 15450. | ig (zrxsii) | 69.01 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 15451. | Mark (pap1) | 69.01 | 97.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 15452. | Alex (aaalexx) | 69.01 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15453. | sigma (sigmaforce) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 15454. | hmaybe (hmaybe) | 69.00 | 99% | 2022-01-12 |
| 15455. | sleep well (djawad) | 69.00 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 15456. | Shivam Kumar (sks123_) | 69.00 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 15457. | Shivanju (shivanju) | 69.00 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 15458. | Ryan (rhyn0) | 69.00 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 15459. | Prince (choitypes) | 69.00 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15460. | J (irocamora) | 69.00 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15461. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 68.99 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 15462. | Dhaos (odhaoso) | 68.99 | 99% | 2023-07-05 |
| 15463. | James (jamesofnet) | 68.99 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 15464. | data2004 (datunda123) | 68.98 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15465. | ivan (ivanleo29) | 68.98 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15466. | Byrestinpeace (byrestinpeace) | 68.98 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 15467. | Radek (borek) | 68.98 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |