The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7312. | Roy (sisalt) | 95.40 | 97% | 2016-12-15 |
| 7313. | Mitchell (rejected) | 95.40 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 7314. | Gaston (homm88) | 95.40 | 94% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7315. | Jay (jtyamada) | 95.40 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 7316. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 95.39 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7317. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 95.38 | 93% | 2011-06-30 |
| 7318. | Mike (kelinu) | 95.38 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 7319. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 95.38 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 7320. | Jude (staante) | 95.37 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 7321. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 95.37 | 99% | 2011-06-21 |
| 7322. | Noé (czeousw) | 95.36 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 7323. | Sumeru_ (kenteezyx) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 7324. | Liawa (liawa) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7325. | Bruce (deeahtee) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 7326. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 95.36 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 7327. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 7328. | Amanda (akm879) | 95.34 | 99% | 2017-01-05 |
| 7329. | Jayden (jay62) | 95.34 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7330. | Gren (rhpm) | 95.34 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 7331. | Andrew (clawficer) | 95.34 | 93% | 2013-01-28 |
| 7332. | RJ (lufulu) | 95.34 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 7333. | austin (0x13ba) | 95.34 | 97.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7334. | Kevin (arcia) | 95.34 | 97% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7335. | Anton (racketen) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 7336. | Taylor (hauser) | 95.34 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 7337. | lettel (lettel) | 95.33 | 98.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 7338. | xBytez (xbytez) | 95.33 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 7339. | Kaylee (astose) | 95.33 | 94% | 2014-10-02 |
| 7340. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 95.32 | 97.7% | 2023-06-04 |
| 7341. | Endure the agony (wagyuwak) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |