The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13396. | Vignesh (vigneshidp) | 39.04 | 94% | 2017-07-06 |
| 13397. | Solar (solugebefola) | 39.04 | 88% | 2015-07-20 |
| 13398. | Aybek (aybekka) | 39.04 | 90% | 2016-03-28 |
| 13399. | john paul (espanj1) | 39.04 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 13400. | Avi (acosmovi777) | 39.03 | 94% | 2022-09-25 |
| 13401. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 39.03 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13402. | mickey (mickey_mouse) | 39.03 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 13403. | noone (n0one) | 39.02 | 93% | 2023-04-30 |
| 13404. | amr (blackmailer) | 39.02 | 93% | 2014-09-13 |
| 13405. | Eric (ericyau82) | 39.02 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 13406. | Sachin (sadhnasachin) | 39.01 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 13407. | TImur (kurokaw3a) | 39.01 | 91% | 2023-01-16 |
| 13408. | Red (redtutrle) | 39.01 | 95.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13409. | Yash (yash_0085) | 39.01 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 13410. | mariana (mari_prado) | 39.01 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 13411. | Britni (britnils) | 39.01 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 13412. | Octavian (octavianb) | 39.00 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13413. | vijaicv (vijaicv) | 39.00 | 93% | 2020-10-21 |
| 13414. | rhona (rhonae) | 39.00 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 13415. | saurabh (kaku007) | 39.00 | 92% | 2014-06-05 |
| 13416. | Typemasterluka (fica030) | 38.99 | 92% | 2021-09-28 |
| 13417. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 38.99 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 13418. | Jayvee (jayvee) | 38.99 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 13419. | Akbar (moarte) | 38.98 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 13420. | Mate (hunolulu) | 38.98 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 13421. | RoeiK (roeik) | 38.98 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 13422. | Serjs (sedoy) | 38.97 | 95.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13423. | ido (ido12316) | 38.97 | 92.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13424. | jahangir (jangi) | 38.97 | 94% | 2012-12-17 |
| 13425. | love (friend) | 38.97 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |