So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8587. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 88.70 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8588. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 88.70 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 8589. | John (jagrad) | 88.70 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 8590. | Moridin (archer4) | 88.70 | 93% | 2012-05-13 |
| 8591. | Pawel (pablom1981) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8592. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 88.69 | 94% | 2014-03-15 |
| 8593. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 88.69 | 93% | 2016-03-27 |
| 8594. | Kevin (kander37) | 88.68 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 8595. | Richard (richard_king) | 88.68 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 8596. | Mel (melvin101) | 88.68 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8597. | Firor (firor) | 88.68 | 97.9% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8598. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 88.68 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8599. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 88.68 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 8600. | William (willhyt) | 88.68 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 8601. | Dat (mralex101) | 88.68 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 8602. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 88.68 | 92% | 2014-11-30 |
| 8603. | Julio (cthesalad) | 88.67 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 8604. | Ben (lthummus) | 88.67 | 95% | 2013-07-26 |
| 8605. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 88.67 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8606. | Shanell (sreid01) | 88.67 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 8607. | rg (rg69) | 88.67 | 96% | 2015-06-22 |
| 8608. | Spike (joeyseveros) | 88.67 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 8609. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 88.66 | 96.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8610. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 88.66 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8611. | mrlago (mrlago) | 88.66 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 8612. | Vivek (viivek) | 88.66 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8613. | zen (zen181) | 88.65 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8614. | Nohin (nohin) | 88.65 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8615. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8616. | Ian (holeyness) | 88.65 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |