So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22841. | Pakistan (ethanithiel) | 64.07 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 22842. | racer (racer1212) | 64.07 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 22843. | Daniel (berg1989) | 64.06 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22844. | William (normalizejoey) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 22845. | CaixaOca (caixaoca) | 64.06 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22846. | Tom (totallytom) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 22847. | Inception (inception1) | 64.06 | 94% | 2021-02-01 |
| 22848. | Iiro (dotpreach) | 64.06 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 22849. | R. Jin (fussa) | 64.06 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 22850. | prairie2022 (prairie) | 64.05 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22851. | Colemark (iamkenzo) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 22852. | Michael (usedtank14) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22853. | AJ (vvatti@gmail.com) | 64.05 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22854. | Nirav Jain (jainnirav88) | 64.05 | 95.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 22855. | Pongal (decoder96) | 64.05 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 22856. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 64.05 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 22857. | CoXx (coxxtu) | 64.04 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 22858. | chris (nobuken) | 64.04 | 96% | 2012-02-10 |
| 22859. | Jonathan (theclashboy) | 64.04 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 22860. | Reza (reza_joonm) | 64.04 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
| 22861. | DataCrusader (faruzzy) | 64.04 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 22862. | Qace (qace) | 64.04 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22863. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 64.04 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 22864. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 64.04 | 89% | 2016-04-30 |
| 22865. | Rich (bace) | 64.04 | 95% | 2011-05-23 |
| 22866. | Tim (euclid221) | 64.04 | 95% | 2014-12-22 |
| 22867. | Naruke (naruke15) | 64.03 | 92% | 2017-05-22 |
| 22868. | Patrick (pjtimmon) | 64.03 | 92% | 2014-02-11 |
| 22869. | Caleb (cabona) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 22870. | spencer (sinisterserpent) | 64.03 | 95.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |