The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15405. | (goscinny) | 80.67 | 91% | 2016-06-14 |
| 15406. | (naitmare) | 80.67 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
| 15407. | (gracefield) | 80.66 | 96% | 2025-11-30 |
| 15408. | (typeracerkunal) | 80.66 | 97.9% | 2024-02-22 |
| 15409. | (mznaim) | 80.66 | 97% | 2025-04-01 |
| 15410. | (onion_chips) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 15411. | (needn) | 80.66 | 98% | 2025-01-03 |
| 15412. | (red_mustard) | 80.66 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 15413. | (sailveron) | 80.66 | 96% | 2024-06-17 |
| 15414. | Max (max_evans) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 15415. | (nontawatmk) | 80.66 | 89% | 2015-08-11 |
| 15416. | Pecker (wooff) | 80.66 | 94% | 2013-09-09 |
| 15417. | (quills_on_wheels) | 80.65 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 15418. | (harry48225) | 80.65 | 96% | 2018-08-18 |
| 15419. | (imthelimit93) | 80.65 | 97% | 2014-05-05 |
| 15420. | (thelol) | 80.65 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 15421. | Reyme (reyme) | 80.64 | 97% | 2026-04-09 |
| 15422. | (maverickblitz) | 80.64 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 15423. | (sofreakingslow) | 80.64 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 15424. | (shalamar) | 80.64 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 15425. | (zver8908) | 80.64 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 15426. | (zenex) | 80.64 | 88% | 2012-03-18 |
| 15427. | (vitamaxdh) | 80.63 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15428. | (tm_1970) | 80.63 | 98% | 2024-01-26 |
| 15429. | (predator726) | 80.63 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 15430. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 80.63 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 15431. | (razvan69) | 80.63 | 92% | 2013-04-21 |
| 15432. | (hunterdorley) | 80.62 | 98.3% | 2025-03-31 |
| 15433. | _Cosmos_ (_cosmos_) | 80.62 | 97.7% | 2024-05-27 |
| 15434. | (riekstins) | 80.62 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |