So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12596. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 80.61 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12597. | Mythrick (mythrick) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 12598. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 12599. | Sam (svanpelt2) | 80.61 | 98% | 2012-02-07 |
| 12600. | Rafid (raziz_03) | 80.60 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 12601. | Kevin (kevin1499) | 80.60 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12602. | Khushi (khushi1504) | 80.60 | 97.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12603. | Vikas (vikasdhr) | 80.60 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 12604. | Hong Phuc (meta7) | 80.59 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 12605. | Lucas (doowoop) | 80.59 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12606. | Peetor (milleniumpoo) | 80.59 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 12607. | CrimSurfer (hsabove) | 80.59 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12608. | sixten (calvin2) | 80.59 | 97.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12609. | Maria (mariazh) | 80.59 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 12610. | Soldier (soldier77) | 80.59 | 94% | 2011-11-26 |
| 12611. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 80.59 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12612. | Uemi (uemichan) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 12613. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 80.58 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12614. | FREE PALESTINE (mida612) | 80.58 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12615. | Tao (litao91) | 80.58 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 12616. | Hi (jxjx) | 80.58 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 12617. | numdegased (numdegased) | 80.58 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12618. | Rey (reymaster370) | 80.58 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 12619. | Mike (mikeyyve) | 80.58 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
| 12620. | T4R3K (t4r3k) | 80.58 | 93% | 2014-08-29 |
| 12621. | vetle (vetlebg) | 80.58 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 12622. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 80.58 | 96% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12623. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 80.58 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12624. | Neithan (neithan) | 80.58 | 95% | 2014-04-05 |
| 12625. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 80.58 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |