I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1939. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1940. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 90.76 | 97.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1941. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 90.75 | 97% | 2025-12-07 |
| 1942. | echovl (echovl) | 90.72 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1943. | Krypto (krypto406) | 90.72 | 96.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1944. | seraph (seraph02) | 90.71 | 97% | 2024-11-23 |
| 1945. | Ansh Sainani (asedwin) | 90.71 | 95.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1946. | Arthur (agouraptor) | 90.69 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 1947. | Bade (terrabade) | 90.66 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1948. | Dickson (kldho2) | 90.66 | 96.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1949. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 90.65 | 96.7% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1950. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 90.65 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1951. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 90.63 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 1952. | marmarmar123 (marmarmar123) | 90.63 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1953. | Imran Hakim (imhaq1m) | 90.60 | 96.9% | 2024-06-19 |
| 1954. | GAMOUR (typotypertypist) | 90.59 | 96.4% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1955. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 90.58 | 99.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1956. | RexOffender (rexoffender) | 90.58 | 96.9% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1957. | deez (ishkena) | 90.58 | 95.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1958. | Chisom (speedlimit101) | 90.58 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1959. | Drew (bigboisausage) | 90.55 | 96% | 2026-01-23 |
| 1960. | Bryce (ertgbnm) | 90.55 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 1961. | Tiermor (tiermor) | 90.55 | 97.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1962. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 90.54 | 97.4% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1963. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 90.54 | 96% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1964. | zak (zak92) | 90.53 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1965. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1966. | Sumyak (sumyak_) | 90.50 | 96.8% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1967. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1968. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |