The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13806. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 82.22 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 13807. | Paul (syvek) | 82.22 | 94% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13808. | Robert (privateer) | 82.22 | 98% | 2012-09-17 |
| 13809. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 82.22 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 13810. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 82.22 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 13811. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 82.22 | 98% | 2013-07-05 |
| 13812. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 82.22 | 91% | 2012-03-04 |
| 13813. | Gary (animo01) | 82.22 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| 13814. | Kasimir (kasimsim) | 82.21 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 13815. | Evan (notrabe) | 82.21 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 13816. | Janeck (janeck) | 82.21 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 13817. | Blake (skidaddle) | 82.21 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 13818. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 82.21 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
| 13819. | notjustmetal (nightway11) | 82.20 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 13820. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 13821. | Ali (aliq) | 82.20 | 92% | 2016-01-11 |
| 13822. | J (randomperson807) | 82.19 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 13823. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 82.19 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13824. | ダル (rex_rex) | 82.19 | 95.6% | 2023-06-04 |
| 13825. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 82.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13826. | Soldier (soldier77) | 82.19 | 88% | 2011-11-26 |
| 13827. | 90 WPM (slsherblsher) | 82.19 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 13828. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 82.19 | 98% | 2016-12-13 |
| 13829. | gorlork (gorlork) | 82.19 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13830. | Tendy (tendy123) | 82.18 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13831. | Spitfire029 (spitfire_029) | 82.18 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13832. | Benedict (necheung) | 82.18 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 13833. | GOYARD (goyard) | 82.18 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 13834. | Nicole (n_h999) | 82.18 | 94% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13835. | d3vAn (devankitbht) | 82.18 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |