I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5328. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 99.53 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5329. | optimist (atifzaheer) | 99.51 | 98% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5330. | PettWaMett (kevinyh98) | 99.51 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5331. | David (dcoh91) | 99.51 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 5332. | shellyshellyshellyumm (blue... | 99.51 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 5333. | Scan (scherzo) | 99.51 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5334. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 99.51 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 5335. | Tony (yale99tony) | 99.50 | 97.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 5336. | davit (davit12) | 99.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 5337. | Sadra (sadra17) | 99.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5338. | Aryaman (typist1027) | 99.48 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 5339. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 99.48 | 98.3% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5340. | Violet (fierypotato) | 99.47 | 99% | 2016-10-18 |
| 5341. | ben (bumbleben7) | 99.47 | 93% | 2021-04-04 |
| 5342. | Lettara (lettara) | 99.47 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5343. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 99.47 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 5344. | Cryril (baedurria) | 99.45 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5345. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 99.45 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5346. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 99.45 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5347. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 99.45 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5348. | Jimmy (revolve) | 99.45 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 5349. | Soul (soulisgarb) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5350. | Elmo (menthoyl) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5351. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 99.44 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 5352. | zeropause (still_warming_up) | 99.43 | 98.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5353. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 99.43 | 99% | 2023-11-05 |
| 5354. | Neeraj (antil_neeraj) | 99.43 | 96.9% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5355. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5356. | beordy (beordy) | 99.42 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5357. | Kolby (frozenfanatic) | 99.42 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |