I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8833. | Azmaine (azmaine) | 89.62 | 97% | 2025-11-24 |
| 8834. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 89.62 | 97.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8835. | Tebs (tebomoi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8836. | Maria (ladymariag) | 89.61 | 99% | 2024-09-30 |
| 8837. | kat (hawoot) | 89.61 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8838. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 89.61 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8839. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.61 | 99% | 2024-06-08 |
| 8840. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 89.61 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8841. | avergetyperisboomin (averag... | 89.60 | 96.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| 8842. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 89.60 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 8843. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.60 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8844. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 89.59 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 8845. | mylittlepookiebear (mylittl... | 89.59 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 8846. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 89.59 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8847. | flalfk (flalfk) | 89.58 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8848. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 89.58 | 98.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8849. | m (mpb10) | 89.57 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8850. | Paulinho (revoada) | 89.57 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8851. | Cid (cidneon) | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 8852. | Keago (keago) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 8853. | TooTired (oturan11) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 8854. | MN (hyp3d) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8855. | DONTSMOK (dannyzzzzz) | 89.56 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 8856. | Dinuk (typer73) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8857. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 8858. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 89.54 | 95.7% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8859. | Christina (cputerbaugh) | 89.54 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 8860. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8861. | an4rchy1925 (an4rchy1925) | 89.54 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8862. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 89.54 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |