So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13129. | D (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 13130. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13131. | yurk (yurk) | 79.59 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13132. | shoop (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13133. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 13134. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13135. | Noah (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 13136. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13137. | Shelby (typo5) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 13138. | Chibi (xchilla) | 79.59 | 92% | 2014-12-04 |
| 13139. | Steven (mianosm) | 79.59 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 13140. | Yuji (gugox10) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13141. | Julia (ilovepink) | 79.59 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 13142. | Josh (breezychain) | 79.59 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13143. | Douglas (dougiej) | 79.58 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13144. | Riceball (riceballer) | 79.58 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 13145. | MattTheDev (mdscranton) | 79.57 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 13146. | P. (psilva00) | 79.57 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 13147. | Commander (sirloinofbeef) | 79.57 | 88% | 2014-03-04 |
| 13148. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 79.57 | 95.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 13149. | Mikey (mikeybox) | 79.57 | 82% | 2013-12-03 |
| 13150. | Niek (revenants) | 79.57 | 91% | 2014-02-03 |
| 13151. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 79.57 | 98% | 2013-04-09 |
| 13152. | Can't Catch Me (crzydude091) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 13153. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 79.56 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13154. | FrostTaco (frosttaco) | 79.56 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 13155. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 13156. | Des (desl) | 79.56 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 13157. | Дидакус (didacus) | 79.56 | 100% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13158. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 79.56 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |