And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15928. | Lachlan (thewindtornado) | 86.25 | 94% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15929. | Gayan (gayan) | 86.25 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 15930. | Matthew (twixinator) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 15931. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 86.25 | 98% | 2015-01-11 |
| 15932. | Victoria (talyarin) | 86.25 | 92% | 2014-04-12 |
| 15933. | Yoby (yobynad) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 15934. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 86.25 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 15935. | Kenneth (deadrabbitz) | 86.25 | 92% | 2015-04-29 |
| 15936. | 839 (ynad) | 86.24 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 15937. | Nick (blizzardtaint) | 86.24 | 89% | 2014-01-07 |
| 15938. | Kyesel (kyesel) | 86.23 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 15939. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 86.23 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15940. | duck2 (duck2) | 86.23 | 98% | 2012-06-15 |
| 15941. | Mel (nc0de) | 86.23 | 99% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15942. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 86.23 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 15943. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 86.23 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 15944. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 86.22 | 98% | 2011-11-27 |
| 15945. | Camerron (camerron) | 86.22 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 15946. | Nathan (ntantwan) | 86.22 | 95% | 2013-11-24 |
| 15947. | John Ross (iamaninja212) | 86.22 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15948. | James (kqo3015) | 86.22 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 15949. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 86.22 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 15950. | Jordan (marceless_lopl) | 86.22 | 91% | 2013-10-18 |
| 15951. | Revenant (revenant) | 86.22 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| 15952. | Luka (soleesoki) | 86.22 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 15953. | snakeonex (snakeone) | 86.22 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 15954. | Mel (melvin101) | 86.22 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 15955. | Carlos (crosal2378) | 86.21 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 15956. | Red (kozlan) | 86.21 | 98% | 2014-01-28 |
| 15957. | Eugene (yujinblue) | 86.21 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |