And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2037. | (mavie09) | 127.12 | 100% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2038. | want to die (ryan66744) | 127.11 | 98.2% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2039. | (lovetyping) | 127.10 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 2040. | (attractiveguy1211) | 127.08 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 2041. | mwizard (mwizard) | 127.08 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
| 2042. | (stinkytofu) | 127.08 | 98% | 2012-01-29 |
| 2043. | (gothicaguy) | 127.08 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 2044. | pingu (pinguefy) | 127.07 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2045. | Joe (kingtoad) | 127.07 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 2046. | (zhengfeilong) | 127.06 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 2047. | (henrybui) | 127.04 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2048. | (techwiz) | 127.04 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 2049. | (x__wasabi) | 127.01 | 99% | 2016-04-06 |
| 2050. | (who_caress) | 127.00 | 89% | 2014-12-15 |
| 2051. | LLW (llw1) | 127.00 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 2052. | (kedinik) | 127.00 | 100% | 2012-03-25 |
| 2053. | Justin (rettmatic) | 126.99 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 2054. | (sixen) | 126.97 | 97% | 2014-07-24 |
| 2055. | Roger Liu (pvtstaticvoid) | 126.96 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 2056. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 126.95 | 98% | 2016-03-15 |
| 2057. | Darren (fubrub) | 126.95 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
| 2058. | (frozenclaw) | 126.94 | 92% | 2012-05-26 |
| 2059. | (johnnydee) | 126.94 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 2060. | (1dur) | 126.94 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 2061. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 126.93 | 99% | 2014-04-19 |
| 2062. | Sira (sira) | 126.93 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 2063. | (toebot) | 126.92 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 2064. | (zori2k) | 126.92 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 2065. | (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 126.90 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 2066. | (vormxnonquit) | 126.88 | 94% | 2017-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |