I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13045. | just why (imnoob22222) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 13046. | Lily (lwege) | 79.25 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13047. | Antoni (aachh) | 79.25 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13048. | dav (dgal) | 79.25 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 13049. | Franz (slowandfast_) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13050. | Poop (poopeey) | 79.24 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 13051. | Md Adnan (adnan125) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13052. | Benni (benyaphets) | 79.24 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 13053. | Chips (mrchips) | 79.24 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13054. | Zerond (zerond) | 79.23 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 13055. | Mark (emptyper) | 79.23 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 13056. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13057. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13058. | des (imboredinclass) | 79.22 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 13059. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 79.22 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13060. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 79.22 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13061. | YEet (yeeaat) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13062. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13063. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13064. | Alec (abahrami) | 79.21 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 13065. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13066. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 79.20 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13067. | Bob (rando3691) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13068. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 13069. | Jenna (jennr123) | 79.20 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 13070. | justin (sonzoffury) | 79.20 | 84% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13071. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 13072. | rsm (terrorick1) | 79.19 | 96.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 13073. | David (bpsccheney) | 79.19 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13074. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 79.19 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |