Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2664. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 72.87 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2665. | AZ (tundoo) | 72.87 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2666. | Prin (prinplup9) | 72.84 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2667. | derdier (derdier) | 72.84 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2668. | Ghea (mrs_horan) | 72.82 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2669. | Awesome (awesomeflabber) | 72.82 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
| 2670. | Sarah (sebrill) | 72.82 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2671. | angie (kcmo) | 72.81 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 2672. | D (coatimundim) | 72.80 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 2673. | master (cs6000pistol) | 72.79 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2674. | Fahad (devfahad) | 72.77 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2675. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2676. | Chase (ccummins) | 72.73 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2677. | ash (mikadole) | 72.73 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2678. | Jason (jjcuber) | 72.70 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2679. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.70 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2680. | Liam (retrorocker) | 72.69 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2681. | ... (stratex) | 72.68 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2682. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 72.68 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2683. | Olu (olubean) | 72.68 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2684. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2685. | ぽい～ (tamadesu) | 72.67 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2686. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 72.66 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2687. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2688. | Notorious (notorioustrape) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2689. | yaha (mastercoolz) | 72.63 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2690. | Inferendum (bloonchipper) | 72.63 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2691. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 72.62 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2692. | Klunky (liamrob) | 72.61 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2693. | Robert (ibla) | 72.61 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |