With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4797. | BulaCoola (bulacoola) | 99.83 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 4798. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 99.83 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4799. | K (ksil2) | 99.83 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 4800. | _ (bettersins) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 4801. | du7lx (du7lx) | 99.81 | 98% | 2024-04-27 |
| 4802. | Shivesh (neat_typist) | 99.80 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 4803. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 99.80 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 4804. | Ryan (carefullyslow) | 99.80 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 4805. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 99.80 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4806. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 99.79 | 98% | 2026-01-13 |
| 4807. | caesthetis (caesthetis) | 99.79 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 4808. | Nerx (rshield) | 99.79 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4809. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 99.79 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4810. | nodson123 (nodson123) | 99.78 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 4811. | David (neverstorm) | 99.78 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 4812. | b (maskedvigilance) | 99.78 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4813. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 99.77 | 99% | 2025-12-05 |
| 4814. | Paul (retropixel99) | 99.77 | 100% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4815. | riley (sirhelpme) | 99.76 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 4816. | b (bonkadonks) | 99.75 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 4817. | Sid (cynocid) | 99.75 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 4818. | tflaw (tflaw) | 99.74 | 99% | 2025-08-30 |
| 4819. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 99.74 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 4820. | it me (aubbergine) | 99.73 | 96.6% | 2023-07-21 |
| 4821. | Samuel (nurflightnin) | 99.73 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 4822. | jazk (axaladyx) | 99.73 | 96.9% | 2024-12-13 |
| 4823. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 99.73 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 4824. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 99.72 | 99% | 2024-09-16 |
| 4825. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 99.72 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 4826. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 99.71 | 96.3% | 2023-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |