And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2824. | chris (chillb0) | 122.53 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 2825. | another day (laugherrr) | 122.53 | 99% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2826. | wow i suck ! (notglacier) | 122.52 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2827. | Joe (ctrlfmuffin) | 122.51 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 2828. | holtág (trethonez) | 122.51 | 96% | 2015-05-26 |
| 2829. | Wailord (xwailord) | 122.51 | 92% | 2014-01-27 |
| 2830. | Steve (javindo) | 122.49 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 2831. | vikalimo (anoba) | 122.48 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2832. | Anton (antonwebsters) | 122.48 | 91% | 2013-01-27 |
| 2833. | F (phinpin) | 122.48 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2834. | Kannan (tennfingers) | 122.47 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 2835. | Varaug (varaug33) | 122.47 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 2836. | Mohan (mohan3) | 122.46 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 2837. | Lithox (lithoxsmurf) | 122.45 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 2838. | A (dragon02) | 122.45 | 98.1% | 2021-01-27 |
| 2839. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 122.45 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2840. | L (l_dog) | 122.44 | 99% | 2015-02-05 |
| 2841. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 122.44 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2842. | John (res_08) | 122.44 | 98% | 2013-05-01 |
| 2843. | 02987 (sparklyfanfare) | 122.43 | 94% | 2013-03-24 |
| 2844. | Cwis (cwismastwee) | 122.43 | 99% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2845. | Cooper (cooper6581) | 122.42 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 2846. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 122.42 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2847. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 122.41 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 2848. | Ossi (xyeet) | 122.41 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2849. | ILikeCars07 (gruhith) | 122.40 | 100% | 2022-09-27 |
| 2850. | Lucas (qualia) | 122.39 | 92% | 2013-06-23 |
| 2851. | Debbie (debbie_bigg02) | 122.39 | 94% | 2016-02-06 |
| 2852. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 122.38 | 88% | 2015-05-11 |
| 2853. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 122.38 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |