I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
378 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13459. | Jesse (anselmipants) | 70.57 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 13460. | Tiffany (potatosmeller) | 70.57 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13461. | Slow-K (lkei) | 70.57 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 13462. | KyouYoi (kyouyoi) | 70.56 | 96% | 2025-06-15 |
| 13463. | Alex (evil_alex) | 70.56 | 96.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 13464. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 70.56 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13465. | Ripx (ripx) | 70.56 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13466. | Chris (dj_pappy) | 70.55 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 13467. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 70.54 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 13468. | 誌綸 (tdog0507) | 70.54 | 95% | 2021-10-22 |
| 13469. | syrianii (syrianii) | 70.54 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 13470. | Dimi (tsir0ss) | 70.53 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 13471. | Alvino (chipmunkalvs) | 70.53 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 13472. | ReTiRedz (retiredz) | 70.53 | 94% | 2022-05-11 |
| 13473. | Narasimha Nadh (nadh_7) | 70.53 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13474. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 70.53 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13475. | hans (hans1e) | 70.52 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 13476. | Hour (soslow_) | 70.52 | 94% | 2022-03-19 |
| 13477. | Gregory (bobren) | 70.52 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13478. | Ican'ttype:( (reqort) | 70.52 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13479. | eru (eru160) | 70.52 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 13480. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 70.51 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 13481. | Kwetzal (kwetzal) | 70.51 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13482. | em (lemonskeemer) | 70.51 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| 13483. | biran (biranbasi) | 70.50 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13484. | Joel (phitsuh) | 70.50 | 95% | 2019-11-19 |
| 13485. | RUBY (jadenanjara) | 70.49 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13486. | William (opticelm03) | 70.49 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 13487. | ian (guccitora) | 70.47 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13488. | dvoraknik (dvoraknik) | 70.46 | 95.8% | 2025-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |