Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5495. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 55.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 5496. | Faris (ironfam) | 55.27 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
| 5497. | ali (alianggie) | 55.27 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5498. | Alex (snowbdd9f1) | 55.25 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 5499. | Kratz (kratz131) | 55.24 | 93% | 2019-10-04 |
| 5500. | Pokeblade (beymon) | 55.23 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5501. | Carl (callekun) | 55.23 | 95% | 2018-12-30 |
| 5502. | Alok (aloktypo) | 55.23 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5503. | Bryan (bion) | 55.22 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5504. | Hugo (yung_typo) | 55.21 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 5505. | Ahmad (ahmadbhoraniya) | 55.21 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 5506. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 55.20 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 5507. | ? (huib) | 55.19 | 92% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5508. | Warren (craggles) | 55.18 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5509. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 55.17 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5510. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 55.17 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5511. | JawsUnleashed (rensdcs) | 55.14 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5512. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 55.14 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5513. | Kevin (kevindoescolemak) | 55.13 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5514. | April (apping) | 55.13 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 5515. | Luca (lucanierz) | 55.12 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5516. | brian (nightly) | 55.10 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5517. | viminizer (shohset) | 55.09 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 5518. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 55.08 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5519. | Ricardo (ricardohkr97) | 55.07 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5520. | Justin (j98101237) | 55.05 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5521. | Pragyan (pntripathi9417) | 55.04 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 5522. | charles (charles1106) | 55.03 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5523. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 55.02 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5524. | Hieu (hieu999) | 55.02 | 92% | 2020-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |