Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4535. | Pulasthi (silversoldier) | 58.79 | 94% | 2020-01-31 |
| 4536. | Ainsley (giannis199) | 58.79 | 93% | 2020-03-21 |
| 4537. | Ahmed (ahmedelshownn) | 58.77 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4538. | Peter (vajco) | 58.76 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4539. | Glen (elasticsky) | 58.74 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 4540. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 58.73 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4541. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 58.72 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 4542. | Kunal (kc596) | 58.72 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4543. | Miles (hauskaz) | 58.71 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 4544. | Trần (trantri2087) | 58.68 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4545. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 58.67 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4546. | Mushu (huamulanmushu) | 58.66 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4547. | Iceyda (iceryda4047) | 58.66 | 94% | 2017-12-23 |
| 4548. | Aldy (h3ogreat) | 58.65 | 94% | 2018-02-12 |
| 4549. | Big (boosted_ape) | 58.64 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4550. | Rae (raenoelle) | 58.64 | 95% | 2018-08-05 |
| 4551. | Renoitucexe (renoitucexe) | 58.62 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4552. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 58.62 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4553. | Deepta (mind_palace) | 58.62 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 4554. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 58.62 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4555. | Mohsen (typeracermm) | 58.59 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4556. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 58.58 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4557. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 58.58 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4558. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 58.57 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4559. | onlinetichoi (onlinetichoi) | 58.54 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 4560. | Lumbardh (nikpeta) | 58.53 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4561. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 58.51 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4562. | GOD (dogarr) | 58.50 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4563. | The (manish8972) | 58.50 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4564. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 58.49 | 92% | 2020-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |