The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27129. | Alfred (alfredwellington) | 71.99 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 27130. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 71.99 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 27131. | jesus (jesusepie) | 71.99 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 27132. | Xent (xent) | 71.99 | 92% | 2015-07-15 |
| 27133. | Challenge ME! (pkafie) | 71.99 | 93% | 2013-10-10 |
| 27134. | christian (puufchri) | 71.99 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 27135. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 71.98 | 95% | 2023-05-02 |
| 27136. | Gabe (chromechair) | 71.98 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 27137. | Jeff (jeff_kabutops) | 71.98 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 27138. | andzhh (andzhh) | 71.98 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 27139. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 71.98 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 27140. | Will (flashy111) | 71.97 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 27141. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 71.97 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 27142. | :] (acision) | 71.97 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 27143. | SpeedKing (1t2t3t4t) | 71.97 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 27144. | alika (alika) | 71.97 | 97% | 2012-11-17 |
| 27145. | TSpin (all_type) | 71.95 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 27146. | Maxim (kosoyman) | 71.95 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 27147. | bozgen (bozgen) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 27148. | billkaulitz (starkaulitz) | 71.95 | 97% | 2023-10-16 |
| 27149. | Globu (themagicglobe) | 71.95 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 27150. | East (chapstick_god) | 71.95 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 27151. | gmoney (gmann321) | 71.95 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 27152. | Bhuvan (randomplayer12) | 71.95 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 27153. | tstats[ayush_] (ayush_) | 71.95 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 27154. | Evan (evcn05) | 71.95 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 27155. | Rennard (rennard) | 71.95 | 95.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 27156. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 71.95 | 88% | 2015-07-16 |
| 27157. | CaptainBlood (captainblood) | 71.95 | 91% | 2012-12-17 |
| 27158. | Mixhond (mixhond) | 71.95 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |