So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7582. | 676 (676339784) | 91.46 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 7583. | B (bcolet12) | 91.46 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 7584. | Gerard (garritson) | 91.46 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 7585. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 91.45 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7586. | yesman (yesman9527) | 91.45 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 7587. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 91.45 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 7588. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 91.45 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 7589. | The_Anchor (the_anchor) | 91.44 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 7590. | Aron (skillervv) | 91.44 | 97% | 2016-06-10 |
| 7591. | jplow (jplow) | 91.44 | 95% | 2012-05-29 |
| 7592. | Eric (404ic) | 91.43 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7593. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 91.43 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7594. | Preetham (pgujjula) | 91.43 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 7595. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 91.43 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7596. | Paul (pk234) | 91.43 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7597. | Joshua (joshuawkj) | 91.43 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 7598. | Dre (dredog17) | 91.42 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 7599. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 91.42 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 7600. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 91.42 | 97% | 2015-11-22 |
| 7601. | Jackie (september4) | 91.41 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 7602. | Carlin (carlin) | 91.41 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7603. | Daniel (lasalletyper) | 91.40 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 7604. | Joshua (joshuajoshuak) | 91.40 | 95% | 2016-11-21 |
| 7605. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 91.39 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7606. | Rob (destructo91) | 91.39 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 7607. | djblue (guccistyle) | 91.39 | 96% | 2014-11-03 |
| 7608. | nils (nilers) | 91.39 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 7609. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.39 | 97% | 2015-08-04 |
| 7610. | John (jkas62) | 91.39 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 7611. | Samuel (samuelga) | 91.38 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |