So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21818. | Marcin (loganek) | 65.45 | 96% | 2013-02-25 |
| 21819. | Dan (sirdanwj) | 65.45 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 21820. | sholm (sholm) | 65.45 | 95% | 2013-11-11 |
| 21821. | Faisal (nfj0143) | 65.45 | 92% | 2012-12-08 |
| 21822. | Joachim (brami) | 65.45 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
| 21823. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 65.44 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 21824. | Grace (gjd83) | 65.44 | 95% | 2020-07-16 |
| 21825. | Mokhirjon (zvermafia) | 65.44 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 21826. | Alex (medalions) | 65.44 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 21827. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 21828. | Salman (skynet094) | 65.44 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21829. | Tran (tranquang) | 65.44 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 21830. | Joshua (on Plover steno) (s... | 65.44 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21831. | kiri (kiri) | 65.44 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 21832. | Steven (eeekom) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 21833. | Bryan (bryangne) | 65.43 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 21834. | RAÇA CAASO (sebastorama) | 65.42 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 21835. | Emil (emu99) | 65.42 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 21836. | Marta (martarel) | 65.42 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 21837. | Tevanuk (tevanuk) | 65.42 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 21838. | Payam (pvza) | 65.42 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
| 21839. | Leo (remley) | 65.42 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| 21840. | Nawaf (equin) | 65.41 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 21841. | Trevor (trevman) | 65.41 | 92% | 2014-11-06 |
| 21842. | sean (no1syb0y) | 65.41 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21843. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 65.41 | 98% | 2012-07-02 |
| 21844. | AWP (graveyard30) | 65.41 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
| 21845. | Eitan (drypowder) | 65.40 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21846. | poopnickel (j_rrific) | 65.40 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 21847. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 65.40 | 91% | 2016-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |