So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16584. | Alfy (bluealfy1509) | 73.86 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 16585. | Tom (himmat1005) | 73.86 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 16586. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 73.85 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 16587. | julian (jihadijulian) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 16588. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 73.85 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 16589. | Magnus (briexeu) | 73.85 | 91% | 2014-02-09 |
| 16590. | typist (thecyclone) | 73.85 | 94% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16591. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 73.84 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 16592. | Julkar (mznaim) | 73.84 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16593. | Pat (patr1012) | 73.84 | 92% | 2014-07-18 |
| 16594. | Noel (noeltoh98) | 73.84 | 89% | 2013-05-01 |
| 16595. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 73.84 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 16596. | Sonet (sonetv) | 73.84 | 100% | 2014-09-22 |
| 16597. | tan (ngoctanxyz) | 73.84 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 16598. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 73.84 | 88% | 2015-12-22 |
| 16599. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 73.84 | 97% | 2013-02-28 |
| 16600. | Re4per (light_exe) | 73.83 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 16601. | Lindsey (snazzykoala) | 73.83 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 16602. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 73.83 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 16603. | gr9 (reloj) | 73.83 | 94% | 2017-02-08 |
| 16604. | Justin (hwangster) | 73.83 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 16605. | Stallion (stallion2014) | 73.83 | 90% | 2015-03-29 |
| 16606. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 73.83 | 90% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16607. | Athan (athan29) | 73.83 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 16608. | Brittany (1crazynubian) | 73.83 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 16609. | Jeff (jep287) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 16610. | Vaighn (vaighn) | 73.81 | 96% | 2013-06-26 |
| 16611. | Drippy (lookitsdrip) | 73.81 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 16612. | Josh (49292048458) | 73.81 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 16613. | Mustafa (musthelegend) | 73.81 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |