What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1959. | TyPoPolice (ermafish) | 70.82 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1960. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 70.81 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
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| 1962. | Peaky (x101) | 70.76 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1963. | Dylan (dilly1) | 70.70 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1964. | Jack (ikombo) | 70.62 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 1965. | Adnan (adnan11) | 70.59 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1966. | CappK (cappk) | 70.54 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1967. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 70.51 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1968. | Phufs (phufhi) | 70.48 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1969. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 70.48 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
| 1970. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 70.46 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1971. | yooooooongi (utlyoongs) | 70.38 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1972. | Htgan (htgan) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 1973. | Nicholas (relied) | 70.20 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1974. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 70.16 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1975. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 70.12 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1976. | Stas (tracersm) | 70.10 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1977. | angel (angelfromstitch) | 70.08 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
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