Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5477. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 97.53 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 5478. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 97.52 | 99% | 2017-07-19 |
| 5479. | Ice (ice_typer) | 97.52 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 5480. | Reza (bananagholem) | 97.52 | 95% | 2015-02-19 |
| 5481. | Jason (mahtale) | 97.51 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5482. | Lord (planta) | 97.51 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 5483. | Cube (cubedefender) | 97.51 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5484. | austin (0x13ba) | 97.51 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5485. | Sean (immoballa) | 97.51 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 5486. | I'd rather (xb3ntx) | 97.51 | 95% | 2013-12-16 |
| 5487. | Roslyn (rustyautoparts) | 97.51 | 99% | 2016-08-29 |
| 5488. | Dan (danpan) | 97.50 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 5489. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 97.50 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5490. | Vijay (vijayk) | 97.50 | 97% | 2014-11-04 |
| 5491. | KANDIS (sugarngirl) | 97.50 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 5492. | John (tiansa) | 97.49 | 97% | 2015-08-19 |
| 5493. | Obosa (saruninja) | 97.48 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 5494. | Ricimon (ricimon) | 97.48 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5495. | Person (relearner) | 97.48 | 100% | 2019-06-03 |
| 5496. | Jon (jjoelson) | 97.48 | 96% | 2014-05-27 |
| 5497. | bzn (beeznees) | 97.48 | 96% | 2012-02-09 |
| 5498. | Leander (swlee19) | 97.46 | 93% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5499. | Trihedral (trihedral) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-06-16 |
| 5500. | Joselyn (joselyns) | 97.45 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 5501. | Rob (nyrt4r) | 97.45 | 95% | 2014-06-15 |
| 5502. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 97.45 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 5503. | :( (altrocality_dvorak_acc) | 97.45 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5504. | Thuc (tpwiz4) | 97.45 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 5505. | BasilStag (jasonpan12) | 97.45 | 87% | 2012-09-23 |
| 5506. | Mike (ropecoach) | 97.44 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |